So now we're blogging about internet film critics. "Inevitable, really," he said, wishing he'd had thought of it first. If blogs existed back in '98, I'd have been all over Mike D'Angelo's ass; fortunately for literally everyone involved -- D'Angelo, myself, my family, Time Out New York, that strange Brazilian chick who has the hots for him -- that never happened, and lord knows I'm too old for that shit nowadays. But let's pretend for a moment. What would Only Mike D'Angelo Has Wings look like, if it existed today?
4/21/05
Still talking about Blackjack or Gin Rummy or Mille Bornes or whatever the fuck. The fuck's wrong with him. The only flop I want to hear about is FEAR X. Actually I don't but you know. Remember when the only game he talked about was directed by Fincher? That was awesome.
Where we saw it: | We deign to rate it: outta 100God knows MDA deserves a blog about him; unfortunately, I have only so much time and dedication.
Btw, the "strange Brazillian chick who has the hots for him" is a good friend of mine. We're raising money so she can fly to NY and have a one-night-thing with Mikey. Ha!
Posted by: Folco at April 22, 2005 07:18 AM:-o
I guess MD'A hit the internet critic lottery in more ways than he imagined!
Posted by: kza at April 22, 2005 10:28 AMRemember when MD'A was on the Saturday morning Today show? That was awesome...although not so much, really.
Posted by: Scott at April 22, 2005 10:11 PMYou know, I totally missed that when it was on. All I remember was him mentioning that he should hit the gym after seeing himself on TV. What was it like?
Posted by: kza at April 23, 2005 01:26 AMThe excitement was palpable. LOL. Actually, I remember him telling whoever the robotic host was that he hadn't seen two of the movies they were discussing! Also, if I remember correctly, he was the only participant who disliked any of the movies that week. No wonder he wasn't invited back!
Posted by: Scott at April 23, 2005 03:37 AMMaybe we should do an MD'A blog. That crazy, Mamet-loving muthafucka just gave the brilliant BRUTE FORCE a 53 for Christ's sake. What's wrong with that man?!
Posted by: Scott at April 24, 2005 05:49 AMHoly crap!
To the Batcave!
Posted by: kza at April 24, 2005 11:34 AMI caught that -- he was ragging on "High Crimes" and "Big Trouble" and a couple others. That was fun. Know anything else we can do?
And Mister Kza... what's wrong with Texas Hold'Em, beeyotch?
Posted by: Steve at April 25, 2005 06:02 PM