Michael Douglas plays a grandmother who is murdered so that her apartment can be used as a staging area for a pyschiatrist who, using all the tricks of his Harvard education, tries to get Britney Murphey to remember her own telephone number. In a side plot that can only be described as blockbuster mano a mano, Phoenix must keep the keys to Xavier's mansion away from Boromir, despite her shattered fibula that must have occured when Wolverine (played by Oliver Platt) tried to hump her leg.
Where we saw it: DVD | We deign to rate it: 42 outta 100