July 31, 2004

The Village

IMDB Too much has been written about this already.
Where we saw it: Movie Theater | We deign to rate it: 59 outta 100
Posted by Martin at 09:59 PM | Comments (0)

July 17, 2004

Spider-Man 2

IMDB Spider-Math: +10 for hospital blood-bath (Raimi to his past: "Hey there, buddy") +20 for Alfred Molina +30 for Doc Oc -5 for bad science exposition -5 for all the exposition +10 for Bruce Campbell cameo -10 for the bone crushing ennui +20 for the bone crushing +10 for all the crying
Where we saw it: Movie Theater | We deign to rate it: 80 outta 100
Posted by Martin at 09:50 PM | Comments (0)

8 1/2 Women

IMDB What's in YOUR wallet?
Where we saw it: DVD (Seen It Before) | We deign to rate it: 65 outta 100
Posted by Martin at 07:35 PM | Comments (0)

July 13, 2004

Everybody's scared of two trees touching

If a tree (gay couple) fell (got married) in the woods (political vacuum) and nobody (religiously motivated politicians) was around to hear it, would it make a sound?
Where we saw it: we didn't | We deign to rate it: I'm a-gonna stick my nose in outta 100
Posted by Martin at 09:54 AM | Comments (0)

July 12, 2004

Bad Taste

IMDB Does anybody else think that Peter Jackson, without his beard and belly, looks like Miranda's Boyfriend?
Where we saw it: DVD | We deign to rate it: 55 outta 100
Posted by Martin at 10:01 AM | Comments (2)

July 03, 2004

Fahrenheit 9/11

IMDB The press has talked ad naseum about Paul "Pre-empt THIS!" Wolfowitz using spit to soothe his pomp, but nobody mentioned the truly horrible part of the scene, when his aide spit on his own hand and ran it through the man's hair. Or, maybe that was a touching display of affection between two men. You decide.
Where we saw it: Movie Theater | We deign to rate it: 90 outta 100
Posted by Martin at 07:07 PM | Comments (0)