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Hey folks, welcome to Spitball!, the world's first screenplay written by blog.You may want to read the posts in our about section, particularly our Statement of Purpose

Or, you can start on the first post and work your way through sequentially by using the 'suceeding' links above the post name.

Who?

There are two of us here: Kent M. Beeson (aka Urban Shockah) bio, and Martin McClellan (aka Burley Grymz) bio.

Speedy Synopsis

After fighting through 50 different story ideas, the boys have picked Time to Die as the script to write. They are now starting the writing process.

Stupid Things That Pop Into My Head When Doing The Dishes

Katherine Hepburn's accent + James Mason's accent = Cary Grant's accent.

Boulder's Rule!

(an explanation: I had The Flintstones on the other night, not watching it, just background noise, and there was a character named Boulder who had the worst Cary Grant accent I've ever heard. It'd just go in and out, but then I got to thinking: it's kind of a hard accent. While Hepburn is clearly American, and Mason is definitely English, Grant's hovers somewhere between the two. But still -- every time I heard this dope say "Boulder's rule!" -- every three minutes, in other words -- I winced. Oh, and if you click the link above: No, I don't know why the New York Times has a plot summary of a Flintstones' episode.)